A Writer’s Day in Twitter Format

The following is a semiautobiographical story about the life of a writer. Please pay attention to the times as they are part of the joke.

DISCLAIMER: As of the day of this being written, none of the links are functional. That could change in the future, and I cannot and will not guarantee where you will end up if you follow them. So please don’t try.

Enjoy!

A Writer’s Day in Twitter Format
By: M.R. Anglin

5:43 am Good morning, world! #amawake #goodmorning

5:58 am Wake up, Hubby! #sleepyhead #time2getup

6:30 am Devotions done. Time 2 take on world #gearedup #godblessmyday

6:35 am Wake up, kids #morningbattle

7:03 am Time 4 breakfast #wakeupkids

7:16 am Where R kids? #wakeupkids #breakfasttime

7:43 am Kids awake and dressed #notime2eat #badmom #morningbattle

7:45 am Bye, Hubby! #workingman #officejob

7:59 am Missed bus; taking kids 2 school #eatincar #Iskipbreakfast #driving

8:32 am Children @ school #traffic #hateschoolzones

8:58 am Home again. Shower 4 me! #cleanyay #shower

9:31 am Morning checks #dA #email #facebook #webcomicupdates #writingblogs

10:12 am Ooo . . . comment on my facebook writer’s page #amreplying #interactions

10:37 am Great article! RT @writinggenius53: Scheduling your writing time http://ob.ly37by6 #writingschedule #timemanagement #inspired

10:38 am Ready 2 work on novel #amwriting #writing #gotnotebook #gotpen #gotcomputer

10:39 am Can’t write on empty stomach #amhungry #goodeats #skippedbreakfast

11:00 am Grilled cheese and oranges. Breakfast of champions #eating #lovecheese

11:29 am Ready 2 write #amwriting #writing

11:31 am Lost pen #cantwrite #lostpen

11:32 am Pen found. Was sitting on it #ready2write #amwriting #writing

11:52 am Break 4 research #google #realisticwriting

12:19 pm Awwww . . . see cute puppy? http://ob.ly489r2 #researchisfun

12:30 pm Back 2 writing #amwriting #writing #nomoredistractions

12:42 pm Great idea 4 short story #novelbreak #inspiration

1:59 pm Outlined short story idea. Back 2 novel writing #amwriting #writing

2:42 pm Kids home. Snacks for all! #lovemykids #schoolsout #missedlunch

2:56 pm Project with 7 year old #science #homework

3:33pm Researching 9 year old’s homework. When did math change? #researching #newmath #homeworkhelp

4:15 pm Have 2 start dinner. #yumyum #kidsfaves

5:23 pm Hubby home! Time 4 dinner. #chicken #macncheese #broccoli

6:35 pm Shower 4 munchkin. Water running. Will not get in. #bathing #wastedwater #mommychores

7:01 pm Hubby cleaned kitchen 4 me! #sweetman #amlucky

7:28 pm Family prayer time #spirituallyminded #lovemyfamily #godblessmyhouse

8:07 pm Bedtime 4 7 year old. Hubby watching football. 9 year old in shower #nightimebattle #brushteeth #singinginshower

8:57 pm Bedtime 4 9 year old #nightimebattle #brushteeth

9:13 pm Snuggle time with boo. *rolls eyes* #football #Ihatefootball

10:08 pm Team losing *badly* Hubby in bed. #poorhubby #dolphinssuck

10:32 pm Hubby sleeping. Time 2 redo kitchen #lovemyhubby #cantcleanalick

11:00 pm Nighttime writing #amwriting #writing

11:15 pm Too tired. Calculating word count then bed #cantwrite #tootired

11:17 pm Final daily word count: 200 =( #failure #badwriter #turningin

***Next Day***

10:38 am My morning blog: Why can’t I find time 2 write? http://ob.ly75j6 #notime2write

© 2013 M.R. Anglin.  Do not copy or redistribute without this entire copyright notice.

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