Peek into the Mind of an Introvert

My book release date is coming up which got me thinking about book release parties. I’m not a party thrower.  I always thought that I didn’t want to throw a party because I was afraid no one would show up. But today when I thought about what to do for my book release, I had a revelation! Here’s a peek into my thought process:
 
Me: My release date is coming up. I should do something to celebrate!
Positive Me: Great idea!
Me: Maybe go to a kinda pricey restaurant and splurge on a huge dessert.
Positive Me: You can post it on FB live. Or better yet, invite people on FB! It’ll be a blast!
Me: I can do that!
Anxious Me: But what if no one comes?
Me: . . . !
Positive Me: Don’t listen to her. Now, when should we have it?
Anxious Me: I’m serious. We’ll be humiliated.
Positive Me: What if people do show up? Ever think of that?
Anxious Me: Yes. Then we’d have to *socialize*!
Me: O_o
Positive Me: . . .
Me: Yeah, I’m not doing that.
 
And that, my friends, is why I don’t throw parties.
-*heart* M.R. Anglin
**Don’t forget Prince of the Sun, Princess of the Moon releases Feb. 20, 2018.**